Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016

Slumbering Lumber

When you take a long nasty shit in your sleep.

I after I finished fucking this chick we went to bed, but then I woke up the next morning and discovered a slumbering lumber.

by Moseby July 12, 2010

slumbering turtle

A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".

Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho October 8, 2016

Lumbering Lomax

A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.

Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!

by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012

Sluttering

1.pontification under duress*
2.a kind of drunk muttering*
3.A kick-ass song by the greatest band ever, Jawbreaker. It's track 11 off of their last studio album, "Dear You"

1,2&3- Go out and buy the cd and listen to the song. And when you're done, go out and buy all of their albums.
*note, these definitions are straight from Blake, the man who wrote the fucking song*

by JetBlack1089 August 30, 2005

scumberino

1. A person so vile and low-down dirty that the term scum bag just doesn't fit any longer. A person like this would steal from their own sister to buy drugs or call the police on his own brother because he is more successful.

2. The offspring of a complete scumbag. This is the reason why certain people should not have babies.

3. The diminutive form of "scumbag."

"That guy that stole from the old lady is such a scumberino."

"That little scumberino just spit on me and his dad laughed! What kind of people are these?"

by Ribizzle March 16, 2013

slabbering

Northern Irish slang for talking shit

Will you quit yer slabbering?

by Lil Ellie October 26, 2014