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slowpolock

slang term used to describe polish american in the mid atlantic area of the united states who display an inability to think fast on the job. Most of them tend to fish as a hobby and do so often times instead of working.
Slowpolock wants us to bring it in the conference room. Slowpolock doesnt even know he is not supposed to sell those shares of stock like that.
by Peter Sheib December 15, 2012
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Slowpok

Slowpok (Slow-Pock) - Screaming the word Slowpoke at someone in anger, but not finishing the word.
"Don't be such an idiot, hurry up you fucking Slowpok."
by schweigert January 2, 2009
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slowpoking

Having sex with someone but not ejaculating on their face until the next morning when they are having their morning coffee.
"Yeah he never came I guess he was slowpoking."
by slaking November 1, 2014
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Slowpoke

A Retarded Pink Pokemon that Kills you with psyhic moves.
Trainer:GO SLOW POKE
Slowpoke:DEERRRRRRR
Trainer:Slowpoke use Psyhic!
Slowpoke:DERRRRRRR -Boom-
by Gyro2169 December 24, 2010
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racial slowdown

A malady affecting black people that causes them to walk very slowly.Those that suffer from racial slowdown the most are those who must walk near or behind people who have racial slowdown. Those with the aforementioned condition are well known to block doorways and small corridors while walking slowly and speaking loudly. Curiously enough, the affects of racial slowdown on blacks does not transfer to running, in fact, the exact opposite occurs during this exercise. There is no known cure for racial slowdown but the best thing to do is to generally avoid those suffering from the condition.
Marvin suffers greatly from racial slowdown, and very sadly, the condition causes him to block corridors so no one can get through.
by B. Q. November 7, 2006
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slowpod

An almanac, reference material or other informational book for those who don't have a smartphone, Ipod or otherwise electronic means of looking something up.
Who was the 8th president of the United States, you ask? Well I don't have a smartphone to look it up but let me pull out my slowpod here and see what the good ole World Almanac says.
by jenestra December 18, 2012
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Slowpoke

Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.
Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates
by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023
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