Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.
Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates
by Snozingly7 February 12, 2023
The sexiest pokemon alive, can also be used to describe mentally retarded people or in the harassment of people.
1) I was playing pokemon, but my slowpoke made me so horny i had to have some sex,
2) That kid is such a slowpoke, I mean really? Who'd shove a iron penis into their skull!?
2) That kid is such a slowpoke, I mean really? Who'd shove a iron penis into their skull!?
by Sensei Slowpoke April 27, 2010
by Cummonster6383 October 01, 2023
by TrippyAcidTrip May 08, 2018
by Claire Starwards December 02, 2021
1. a person who takes an obnoxiously long time to poke you back on Facebook.
2. a person in a poke war who desperately tries to wait until the last minute of the 2 days allowed to poke back in a poke-war, as a tactic to make you surrender.
2. a person in a poke war who desperately tries to wait until the last minute of the 2 days allowed to poke back in a poke-war, as a tactic to make you surrender.
Jerry: I'm going to poke Emily today! *pokes*
Emily: *looks at pokes and doesn't click for like 2 days*
Jerry: What a slowpoke!
Emily: *looks at pokes and doesn't click for like 2 days*
Jerry: What a slowpoke!
by Sandreeka January 08, 2012
Slowpoke can mean dumb or retarded, a variation of slow. It can also mean you need to slow down either because they were surprised or offended by what you said.
1. "There was this blonde at the bustop today and she was on some slowpoke shxt!"
2. "Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! Nxqqa you gotta slowpoke tht shxt down for me!"
2. "Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! Nxqqa you gotta slowpoke tht shxt down for me!"
by Wordcreator123bxtch August 18, 2011