slothfaced

To be so completely hammered that you would fuck a woman that resembles a sloth.

Jon you were so slothfaced, that chick you fucked in the butt looked like she belonged in the fucking amazon.

by Dirtydick Dumbass February 15, 2009

slottage

The perfect slottage.

A running dive with feet first, normally perfect if as soon as land under water feet go straight up above head.

That guy just dove in the water with his feet first and didn't make a splash, the Slottage is real

by VeryHungasHeppi January 26, 2017

Sloshage

When carrying a liquid in an open container (cup, pan, bucket, etc.), the amount that ends up on the floor due to you're failure to keep the damn cup steady

"When you're carrying a pan of water, the sloshage is much greater than in a cup of water."

by SirVimes January 16, 2009

soothsayer

a poster on urbandictionary

me, i post things on urban dictionary like McDonald's

by soothsayer-nigel May 17, 2004

slossage

What Daniel Sloss calls his Penis

Joel has not seen the Slossage, however I saw it last night.

by MaBigBalz May 24, 2016

Slothage

One whose penis head looks like a sloths head.

Ian's sausage is short so we call it a slothage

by Big Dick Landon June 6, 2017

slothmate

Slothmate is a person you love to chill and get lazy with, without judgements. Slothmates are partners who love to get lazy together.

My slothmate and I have the perfect weekend planned: Couch, blanket, Netflix, New PS Game and junk food.

by Whoom January 13, 2020