Dick Snorkling

The act of giving a blowjob underwater.

You Dick Snorkling whore! I saw you give him a blowjob in the jacuzzi last week!

by Ieatbeefcurtains January 17, 2011

slorekeling

to drive up and down streets on the lookout for slores.

Bro 1: So Jimmy, did ya go slorekeling the other night?
Bro 2: Hell yea, picked up a sexy slore, but she had a dong!

by joey beee June 23, 2008

snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.

Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..

by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014

Cock Snorkling

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.

"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."

by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

Yam Snorkeling

Laying in a tub/pool/jacuzzi etc.. with only the head of your cock poking out of the water while a chick sucks on your balls.

My girlfriend complained that we never do anything exciting anymore, so I filled up the tub and took her Yam Snorkeling.

by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005

snorkling

The act of giving oral sex to a male underwater

I walked out to the pool and saw Jan snorkling on Jon

by carpmentor November 3, 2007

snorkeling

Putting your balls into someone's mouth and having your penis stroked at the same time.....

I woke up in my ship's bunk to find that former Congressman Eric Massa was snorkeling me. He had his balls in my mouth and was stroking his cock.

by poopyfriend March 15, 2010