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sloppiestsloth

The 2nd greatest bow duelist of all-time. And he did it all without a single f***ing micromilligram of pillar campering. He is so chill you can't understand.
Nancy Pelosi: Who is SloppiestSloth?
Joe Biden: The 2nd greatest bow duelist of all time.
by Warsho September 3, 2022
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floppiness

Floppiness, when muscles are so weak you struggle to stand move or sometimes even breath for no reason what so ever. Be aware to stand around people when they say they suffer from floppiness.....chances are they might just fall over.
Alex: "Where's Bob gone?"
Tim: "Oh he's lying on the pavement, he suffers from floppiness"
by creatives4 April 24, 2014
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Sloppings

Guy 1: Dude, I'm sick of these sloppings falling off my burger.
Guy 2: Did you just say sloppings?
Guy 1: Yeah, I saw it on Urban Dictionary. It is short for sloppy toppings.
by ImHypnotix October 6, 2021
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empty sleepiness

A tired feeling that cannot easily be satisfied by sleep. You may be able to fall asleep, but since it is not caused by physical exhaustion, it may be harder. It is a main symptom of a Computer Hangover and is not a pleasant feeling. Though it is not pleasant, the feeling is somewhat addictive for a lazy teen with an empty Saturday to fill. It is also a sign that you are becoming a couch potato.

CAUSES:
-- Computer Hangover
-- couch-potato-ness
-- a nap (grogginess after waking)
-- extreme mental exercise
-- above symptoms accompanied by a dull headache

CURES:
-- a cool shower
-- a glass of cold water IMMEDIATELY AFTER to cure as soon as possible.
-- another nap (WARNING: temporary! Your exhaustion will get worse afterwards.)
-- time, time time!
-- calling a friend to chat
-- reengaging your mind with something required like homework (WARNING: no media should be involved, or your empty sleepiness will not be helped at all!)
-- Going outside for a quick run/walk
-- Washing your face with a cold cloth
-- Changing your clothes, brushing your hair, doing new makeup, "freshening up"
FIRST EXAMPLE:

A: Dude, you OK? You look terrible....
B: Yeah.... Ugh, I'm so tired.
A: Tired?! You just slept!
B: I'm just starting to wake up. I've got such a dull headache.
A: Homeboy, that's what we call "empty sleepiness." Here, lemme get you some water.

SECOND EXAMPLE:

A: I'm so tired...
B: Why? You've done absolutely NOTHING useful this entire afternoon.
A: Yeah, but videogames are exhausting.
B: No, not really.
A: Mentally, not physically, you dufus.
B: Eh, whatever. You've paid for your sins in the form of a computer hangover....

A: Water? Please?
B: (reluctantly) I guess so...
by InsanityisSexy:) June 12, 2011
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snippiness

the act of being snippy like what julie is being right now
im detecting a lot of snippiness from julie, right now
by hooah May 1, 2005
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Slothiness

to be attached to; and or cling on another as if they were a branch
Did you see Connie's slothiness last night? she was all over Bobby like she was clinging to a limb for dear life.
by adhjskadhkahjkda March 14, 2011
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spoopiness

The storyhad spoopiness
by beep boop, ive given up looser October 31, 2017
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