slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Slowking

A Big nosed nigga that looks like a Grotle
(David otherwise know as sensational gp)

youtube.com/sensationalgp

"STOP ATTACKING ME , I AM NOT A THREAT TO YOU. CATCH THIS STONE EDGE BITCH" - David 2015

( a slowking supporter)

by INHALEDEEZNUTSBICTH April 6, 2016

here's looking at you kid

A famous line from the film "Casablanca" (1942), starring Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. Rick Blane (Bogart) says it multiple times throughout the movie to Ilsa Lund (Bergman).

Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you.
Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.

by as time goes by March 16, 2007

sooking

To act like a pussy ass bitch. Wine like a two year old. One may "sook" while being hung over. Being put down by others or just simply can't perform every day tasks on their own and just "sook" about it.

Erika didn't want to cook without Riley so she started "sooking" about it

by my name is dog wood March 14, 2014

Here's looking at you kid

A quote from the 1942 movie "Casablanca" that Achievement Hunter Jeremy Dooley kept saying during the nearly three hour Let's Play of Uno that has commonly been called "Uno The Movie", much to the annoyance of his fellow Achievement Hunters.

You know what, 'Jeremy plays a card' here's looking at you kid!

by Chris617M June 9, 2017

Fly Snooking

The act of sitting in a half full bath tub with an erection so only the head of the penis protrudes through the water. Catch a house fly and tear the wings off. Place the de-winged fly on the head of the penis, it will be unable to fly or swim away. Allow the fly to walk around stimulating the penis to orgasm.

Alan was a real sick ticket he was always getting caught fly snooking.

by Sic Wills September 6, 2008

Slooping

When one falls asleep while pooping. (the combo of sleeping and pooping)

Terry was so tired but in mexico so he had to go in the toilet and we found him slooping.

by Adizzal January 15, 2009