shansexual 

shansexual is when a person is physically mentally sexually and romantically attracted to a sh4nn0n

great she’s gonna turn me shansexual

shansexual by young.sbz April 25, 2020

Slomosexual 

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

Slomosexual by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

Swansexual 

The deep fire inside that calls out when you see a swan. You feel drawn to the soft feathers and elegant beaks .

Person 1: Look how peng that fittie is
Person 2: Sorry man, I’m swansexual.

Swansexual by LIY77 May 13, 2020

Sansexual 

Sansexual is a new sexual orientation recently discovered by people of America. It means to want to fuck Sans from Undertale.

Hey are you "Sansexual"?

Sansexual by Giorno Joestar October 18, 2019

Slagsexual 

When someone has no sexual preference and can not be defined by being gay or straight.
There is no parade for a slagsexual, unless you count the solo walk home on Sunday mornings.

"What she's sleeping with Annie now? I did not know she was gay."
"Oh she's not gay or straight, she's just slagsexual. She sleeps with everybody."

Slagsexual by darlingdear March 2, 2012

spoonsexual 

spoonsexual is when you feel an attraction to shoving spoons down peoples throat.

Guy 1: yoo, you see this spoon?

Guy 2: huh, yeah?

Guy 1: *shoves spoon down Guy 2’s throat* *moans and gets hard*

Guy 2: *yelps* what the fuck?!? you are so spoonsexual!!!! *almost dies*

spoonsexual by reii<3 February 2, 2022

Satansexual 

Satansexual

That couple are so hot for the Devil, very attracted to Satan, very Satansexual.

Satansexual by TommySan September 11, 2022