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No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.
A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.
by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023
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Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat
James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch
by shlubster March 3, 2014
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Shitting lava

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.
GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!
by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016
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shitting Irish

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.
by jpg3 February 1, 2015
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shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.
Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."
by #1SMTX October 3, 2015
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A Splitting of the Mind

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."
I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.
by xxxStatic January 4, 2014
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binge-shitting

What naturally happens following binge-eating.
After a particularly intense and protracted eating episode, I passed out during the binge-shitting phase.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018
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