Pickle slicer

A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.

Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.

by wetcoaster September 2, 2006

Jerky Slicer

While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.

I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.

by Big Dave69 September 19, 2009

slipery prick

a penis that is wet and slippery after having sex with two whore bags with a pussy up your ass wipe

oh shit that guy is a slipery prick

you asshole

by bootyfulana May 24, 2014

mandoli slicer

(n) an exceptionally large nose

Dylan has the most eagle-like mandoli slicer I've ever seen in my entire life.

by Thisoneperson November 22, 2007

Bacon slicer

the term refering to the ashtray in party cirlces, commonly in belfast

pass me the bacon slicer mate

by scullymkts November 26, 2010

fart slicer

A fart slicer is another word for a G string.

"Hey sheila, are you gonna rip one right here in public?"
"No worries, you won't hear a thing i've got a fart slicer on!"

by thewetblanket March 9, 2012

Muffin slicer

When a person has a "gut" or a "muffin top" and inserts there hand or penis in the area between where the breast or "tits" sit on top of the "gut" or "muffin top" and strokes back and forth resembling a knife cutting a muffins top.

Yo shawty got a mean muffin top Ima have to hit her with a muffin slicer

by Booga G January 27, 2016