shoe polish

The best way to kill a werewolf.

Make sure your shoe polish contains silver nitrate first, otherwise it won't work and you'll get your head torn off instead.

by ibangerjeepers May 21, 2022

Big Shoe

A male with a large penis.

Oh my! Did you see the dude with the big shoe? His pants are bulging from it.

by Sweet Maple October 22, 2010

Shoe Pimp

A shoe pimp is someone that has A TON of shoes, keeps them crisp and clean, cleans them after wearing them, stores them in their original boxes, and enjoys wearing rare and classic gems (and absolutely DOES NOT let people 'borrow' them).

Yo! Did you hear how many shoes A-a-ron owns? He's a Shoe Pimp!

Hey, dude, I've never seen you wear the same pair of shoes twice! You must be a Shoe Pimp.

by El Dizzle VIII, Jr. February 10, 2017

fufu shoe

A shoe that is fake af

Friend:Bruh he got the Jordan 6 all stars
Me:Bruh thats af fufu shoe

by Imadick19603 March 4, 2017

Shoe La La

The name of the store Michael Scott plans on founding. If created, it would supply shoes to men for "all the special occasions of there lives."

I'm going to Shoe La La to get some shoes for my wedding.

by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009

Shoe-Hack

One who can count properly (1, 2, twee, 4, 5, double twee,7, 8) is authorized to purify people’s souls, and is in the twee squad.
Profession
Alternate spelling- Shoo-Hak

Pronounced-Shooooooo- Ha-ck

I wanna be a Shoe-hack when I grow up!

by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop February 2, 2019

The Shoebox Project

a much-beloved and very popular James/Lily and Remus/Sirius fanfiction on LiveJournal, written by jaida and rave. it has inspired cult-followers, much squeeing, and more.

"OH MY GOD. SHOOOOOOEEEEBOOOOOOOOX," I typed into a 'The Shoebox Project' AIM chat.
"UPDATE?" another responded.
"YESSSS," was my reply, provoking much use of capslock and squeeing among my companions.

by katekoo September 17, 2006