Russian Sewer Pipe

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, and freeze it, then proceed to use it as a dildo.

Mom: "Son, what is your shit doing in the fridge?"
Son: "Jesus Mom, I'm making a Russian sewer pipe."

by TheRealKira January 24, 2015

sewer master

a super cool mutant dungeon master from D&D

her stories are so sick, she must be a sewer master

by gloria sandfree October 3, 2019

Sewer Yam

1. A fat turd which is tapered at both ends resembling the shape, color, and texture of a steamed yam or sweet potato.

2. Butt fruit so massive that it chokes your toilet bowl.

His chili hole was stretched to its limits by the immense sewer yam which he gently coaxed from his bowels! Thankfully, the tapers prevented his butt from slamming shut.

by Daryl Rhea May 20, 2010

Sewer beaner

A Mexican born in Mexico, but doesn’t know how to speak Spanish. Also has the state of Iowa on their birth certificate.

Andy: Jay how are you Mexican and born in Mexico, but can’t speak Spanish?

Justin: I’m from Iowa!

Andy: Oh you’re such a sewer beaner...

by beechs November 6, 2017

go kermit sewer side

It is basically a spin off of go commit die, except this is more deadly, it reaches into your soul and hits you hard, its more destructive than jokes about dead relatives, its the best comeback

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: stfu and go kermit sewer side

by Reknios July 10, 2018

Salton Sewer

California's largest man made ecological disaster that happed in the early 1900's when water flowed into the dry basin unchecked for two years. Raw sewage from the Mexico side and nitrogen rich Ag runoff now flow into the sea unchecked on both US sides. Now famous for its fish dies offs the produce a rotten egg sulfur smell that on some days can waft as far away as Palm Springs. Hundreds of birds also die of botulism during the summer also. Moronic politicians and environmental organizations keep pushing to save the Salton Sea at the cost of billions of dollars to the tax payer; while at the same time wasting Colorado River water to keep in full.

Hey man want to go fishing at the Salton Sea? Huh you mean the Salton Sewer I would not eat anything out of the over flowing septic tank.

by Karen Gilmore September 28, 2007

Sewer

an Asshole, rectum, a place shit comes out of

She is one nasty bitch she likes it when you put your cock in her sewer. Old Betty is so nasty she will stick her tounge up your sewer hole after she gives you a blow job.

by Chicago Mickey Fitz January 3, 2010