slapsticky

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.

Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"

by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

slept on

overlooked; forgotten, ignored.

"He slept on the cd so i scooped that shit up."

by iq December 2, 2002

Sleprivation

An amalgamation of the words sleep deprivation

Person 1: I'm going to stay up all night watching anime

Person 2: You're gonna get mad sleprivation after that

by Steeevo123 June 30, 2018

Butt-Seps

A muscular booty, butt muscles, or A fine piece of ass!

How'd you get such great butt-seps?
I did the buns & thigh butt-seps work out.

by Victoriacx April 10, 2015

Slepp

A Dark God who wants bones. Last scene at a Justin Bieber Concert. Popularised By Barshens.

Stuart Ashen: GIVE SLEPP YOUR BONES YOU DOGS!!!

by Roundtreesrandoms December 5, 2018

banana slapstick

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

sleepsturbate

The involuntary action of manually manipulating one's genitals during REM sleep. This phenomenon is responsible for some unverifiable portion -- scientific estimates point to 5-10% -- of nocturnal emissions. It is rarely discussed in polite conversation, but is assuredly real. When caught in the act by an incidental third party observer, the awoken offender is often characterized by denial and defensiveness. The following sample text is a rare exception.

Brett: <to roommate sleeping in common living area> Mike -- What are you doing?

Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.

Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?

Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.

by von dildus August 6, 2010