sleepretend

The person who pretend to sleep in a bus or a train since they don't want to give their seats to the elders or the handicapped.

A: Mate. Today i was so tired but i gave my seat to an elder.

B: Why didn't you sleepretend?

by bonapart park September 14, 2009

Sleepmack

Definition: (vb) To hit on girls while talking in your sleep.

(n) One who hits on girls in his/her sleep.

"Hey, are you awake?"

"Baby I got what ya need" -rolls over-

"He must be sleepmacking"

by HisHighness January 24, 2010

Sleeprocked

To be rock at a show/ concert/ event/ venue so hard that you can no longer stand or stay awake

last night at the show i got sleeprocked

by Sleeprockers July 4, 2011

SleepTravel

To pass time by going to sleep. A way of getting to the next point in time quickly, via sleep. Purposely going to sleep in order to avoid the passage of long hours.

Caller : (11am) What time will you be done with the tuneup on my car??....it's been 2 hours now.

Mechanic : Well, the parts never arrived so we had to reorder. Looks like late this evening, around 7pm.

Caller : Oh man!!, alright then. I'll just sleeptravel til 8pm and give you a call back.

Mechanic : Okay.

by Intune2U November 29, 2011

Sleepjacker

One who Jacks-off in his sleep

I woke up with a sore shoulder, because I'm a compulsive sleepjacker.

by A2jorge June 17, 2020

sheepface

sheepface 1. (noun) a vagina

sheepface 2. (adj) pure unadulterated pwnage

"Her sheepface was pretty nasty, but I hit it anyway."

"He mowed down my vagina's long pubic hairs with his teeth, it was so sheepface."

by Mr. sheep face August 9, 2007

sleepage

1. The economic decline experienced by those who sleep past 9AM. 2. An inverse, causal relationship existing between minutes slept past 9 AM and debt-to-income ratio, suggesting that to arise at early hours, barring access to video games, results in an increase of boredom-induced work hours and higher credit score. 3. The practice of those experiencing sloth-induced poverty; those who despise movement.

1. "I have noticed a sleepage in my financial profile since refusing to get up in the morning."
2. "The mortgage application was declined due to high sleepage ratio."
3. "I laugh at the adage: 'Early to bed, Early to rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.' What were they thinking, isn't that the govenrment's job?"

by Dr. Dettman November 3, 2008