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Sleepurbating

Verb: The act of masturbating while in the midst of deep sleep. The person is not consciously aware of their actions and thus (whether dreaming about it or not) starts masturbating in their sleep. Similar to a wet dream in that it is completely involuntary and uncontrollable.
After spending the night with my friend, my shorts were soaked. I figured I just had a wet dream, but my friend told me that I woke him up because of my furious sleepurbating.
by MadMaxJewDog September 9, 2011
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sleepturbate

The act of self-pleasuring unconsciously, while sleeping or dozing. Usually with/on a pillow or blanket.
"Wow. I must be hornier than I thought. From the look of my throw pillow, I totally sleepturbated last night."
by helamonster December 16, 2013
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sleepsurfing

Surfing the web while effectively asleep.
I was surfing te web for one thing, when I finally woke up from my 'sleepsurfing' trance, I was on a site that was completely foreign to me with no idea how I got there.
by G. Houck August 2, 2007
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Sleepzure

When you sleep and start kicking around and sometimes make weird noises. This is often because of your dream or nightmare. Sleepzures and sleep walking are not the same thing because you need to stay in bed for it to be a sleepzure.
Wow, did you see Paul's sleepzure last night? He accidently punched me in the jaw!
by Kacy Know-It-All November 16, 2016
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Sleepurbating

My girlfriend woke me up last night ad told me i was sleepurbating again thats the third time this week
by Pimpopotamus August 7, 2010
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sleepdurbation

similar to sleep walking but instead of walking you masturbate
I woke up in a very sticky spot on my bed last night

you must have had a case of sleepdurbation
by mountaindewher June 24, 2010
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sleepurbating

John slept over at my house last night and i woke up in the middle of the night to find him sleepurbating.

So Doc, here is the thing my wife is mad because i am a chronic sleepurbater.
by Clark Willow September 30, 2008
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