Daylight savings time

Time travel

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

by the coolest kid in school August 22, 2019

yak shaving

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

by Brandon April 4, 2005

saving a rough draft

When you are in the middle of urinating, and decide you might have to take a shit soon, so you don't flush the toilet right away. Saving a rough draft can be out of a sincere desire to conserve water, or just out of sheer laziness.

Dude, why didn't you flush?
Oh, sorry about that. I was saving a rough draft.

by this_is_not_the_target_market April 18, 2011

Sliving

Invented by our Queen Paris Hilton. It's slaying mixed with living my best life.

I am sliving, sliving it, sliving my best life, sliving single.

by His him December 15, 2019

Slaying

when someone looks impressively beautiful and slays it

You are slaying in red babe!

by Sanayy May 21, 2016

Slaking

"Pseudo legendary" Pokémon with the truant ability, where it only attacks every other turn.

Slaking is loafing around!

by A random cat from a video game February 19, 2022

Slaying dragons

A euphemism for having sex that originated on the Facebook fan page: RIP Severus Snape; The Bravest Man I've Ever Known after an admin said he was slaying dragons with his admin girlfriend.

Blaise and Astoria were slaying dragons last night for five hours.

by Lily the Admin March 25, 2012