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shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.
Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."
by Kevin July 26, 2004
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No Shower No Shave Sundays

Exactly what it sounds like.

Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)
Bob: "Dude, you smell terrible."

Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"

Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"

Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"

Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"

Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."
by Bismark Fan April 15, 2008
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shit, shave, shower and shine

Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.

"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.

Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."

Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013
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Shower, Shave, Munne

Taking a shower, shaving, and then munneing. Chilling out and relaxing.
Tom: "Dude I just shower, shave, munned."
Me: "Same here man I feel so much better."
by EXTRA ginge February 25, 2009
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