Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.
by camitee May 31, 2011
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So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered
by Frisko June 18, 2006
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by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018
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by SeanG March 20, 2008
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