slashed

think 'slashed tires' - hence the origin of the word. slashed is the opposite of wheelz; it means having no wheelz or being overall awkward with girls (or guys!)

dude ... you are so slashed, it's not even funny.

by purplefairy September 28, 2010

slashed

A word to describe extreme intoxication.

The word was discovered by the American alcohol specialist Evan Nelson, who, upon consumption of massive amounts of hard liquor, accidentally combined the words sloshed and smashed to describe himself.

Usually slashed would be used to describe someone who can no long make intelligent verbal comments.

"Dude, how do you feel?"

"DUDE.... I'm so... fuuuccckkkkk.... nyah.... slashed.....!"

by Evan Nelson October 13, 2004

slashed heart

created by the band hole for their "awful" single. it is the most widely recognized hole logo

many hole fans have the heart as a tattoo. looking at it pretty much explains its meaning--a scrwled heart with a slashed x through it.

by marin February 14, 2005

I've slacked tech

When an employee has not done the job requested and makes an excuse suggesting that they have taken approriate action while actually only sending ephemeral digital communicatios

I haven't done the presentation you asked for because my laptop is not working. I've slacked tech but they haven't responded yet

by igbceo November 8, 2022

asger slasker

the wettest blowjob anyone could give, an absolutely mindblowing experience. usually given to another family member.

"oh yes father - of course i will give you the "asger slasker".
"I gave my uncle the wettest asger slasker, last week when he visitted from Kolding".

by thatnigga1390 February 21, 2023

Slacked

describes the physical state your in when on Vicodin or Norco. very relaxed and a slacking attitude. similar to saying you are "stoned."

where you been man?

dude i been slacked out in the bathroom cuz these pills.

by Bankadank November 11, 2010

slaked lime rickey

Lime rickey that tastes like stone.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003