Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

<Fungus>Shalashaskian `'`Versus`'` Bone Sarcomians <Osteosarcoma>

<Fungus>Shalashaskian `'`Versus`'` Bone Sarcomians <Osteosarcoma>

<Fungus>Shalashaskian `'`Versus`'` Bone Sarcomians <Osteosarcoma>

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 24, 2025

Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025