A pointless new way of saying Laptop. Used when your laptop is acting slow, or "slutty", hence the lap-dance reference!
"Ugh , my Lapdancetop is being such a whore tonight, sorry!"
"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"
"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"
by Klynchwich October 28, 2008
Get the LapdanceTop mug.A baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse
by Jtrigger April 22, 2011
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Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.
by JA88 November 12, 2010
Get the Malaysian lapdance mug.Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.
by The Real Slutfarm November 6, 2009
Get the Jewish lapdance mug.a type of sexual tease involving a woman (usually) dancing provocatively in a man's (usually) lap.
they can be paid for at strip clubs. eg:
natalie stripped to her underwear and began to grind against carl's leg. carl could hardly contain his excitement. his dick was getting harder. natalie smiled and began to teasingly ease off her bra, revealing a sexy pair of big, juicy, perfectly round and plump tits, which bounced up and down as she breathed. they shone in the light and carl gulped thirstily. natalie lifted a teasing hand to stroke one of the round breasts. she continued to rub her breasts across carl's face slowly, carl's breathing grew heavier his hands grabbed natalies hips and made them grind against his rock hard dick.she took control and grinded even harder on his crotch. carls face went red. natalie got off his lap. she bent over sexily, her pleasingly rounded buttock pressing against carl. she wore a thong, whose ribbon slid between her ample asscheeks more the further she bent down. she began to rub her ass all over carl, a sensation nothing short of pure heaven. he let out some gasps of delight and natalie rubbed harder and harder, her face blushing as she concentrated. though carl wasnt looking at her face. he was only mesmerized by her fat, ridiculously juicy ass, and her equally juicy tits. carl blew his load soon, after pulling down his pants. it landed on natalies tits. she pushed each voluptuous breast up to her mouth and licked all the cum off.
they can be paid for at strip clubs. eg:
natalie stripped to her underwear and began to grind against carl's leg. carl could hardly contain his excitement. his dick was getting harder. natalie smiled and began to teasingly ease off her bra, revealing a sexy pair of big, juicy, perfectly round and plump tits, which bounced up and down as she breathed. they shone in the light and carl gulped thirstily. natalie lifted a teasing hand to stroke one of the round breasts. she continued to rub her breasts across carl's face slowly, carl's breathing grew heavier his hands grabbed natalies hips and made them grind against his rock hard dick.she took control and grinded even harder on his crotch. carls face went red. natalie got off his lap. she bent over sexily, her pleasingly rounded buttock pressing against carl. she wore a thong, whose ribbon slid between her ample asscheeks more the further she bent down. she began to rub her ass all over carl, a sensation nothing short of pure heaven. he let out some gasps of delight and natalie rubbed harder and harder, her face blushing as she concentrated. though carl wasnt looking at her face. he was only mesmerized by her fat, ridiculously juicy ass, and her equally juicy tits. carl blew his load soon, after pulling down his pants. it landed on natalies tits. she pushed each voluptuous breast up to her mouth and licked all the cum off.
by bighugemassivejuicywobblytits April 8, 2021
Get the lapdance mug.The act of slapping your penis back and fourth against your body, either side to side or up to down, to create a slapping noise.
One usually engages in this act when either drunk, in strange sexual situations, or in the mirror for your own entertainment. In some rarer situations it has been used in celebration of victory, or high achievements.
One usually engages in this act when either drunk, in strange sexual situations, or in the mirror for your own entertainment. In some rarer situations it has been used in celebration of victory, or high achievements.
by con serving time January 19, 2011
Get the Slap Dance mug.A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance.
The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.
by Stained and Restrained February 15, 2006
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