head slap

when you are giving him a handjob, before he blows slap his dick

drunks do this ALL THE TIME

by Scott McNulty January 8, 2004

meat head slap

The act of slapping a meat head, someone with a massive head, in the back of their head. Makes a good sound.

Hey i just totally gave him a meat head slap. He got owned.

by Elliott Ayling January 20, 2008

Fontana Head Slap

When in a football game, if one person misses a tackle and slaps the head of another man's penis by mistake.

"Dude! He just gave out a Fontana Head Slap!"
"Wow! He's not going to be able to have children after that Fontana Headslap!"

by Gil2011 August 21, 2011

bitch slap upside the head

definite attitude adjustment for one who is acting like a bitch.

Gosh!, Alex is whining about nothing he needs a bitch slap upside the head.

by wetbackoftattoo September 5, 2006

slap off ya head

To hit someone in the head, it's a Bahamian term.

Jaden: " i hate you."

Chirs: " dont make me slap off ya head!"

by huyjyjhnklkgtfv November 17, 2016

Slap A Bald Head Day

on April 28 (the day musolini died) we slap everyone who is bald and they cant fight back

yo its Slap A Bald Head Day
ye lets go slap some niggas

by appello May 18, 2022

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023