Jersey Slamma-Jamma

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.

I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.

by The saltine July 20, 2017

slambourne

to eat a filet o fish

i can't believe u pulled a slambourne on that fat bitch!
i gotta go to mcdicks and pull a slambourne.

by Dirrty567 December 13, 2007

slammerated

Being drunk and belligerent beyond all control. Having no memory of events due to being blacked out trashed.

Yanicki went to Wild Wing and chugged a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea because he didn't alter the drink, which led to him becoming slammerated shortly thereafter.

by WPMIV December 13, 2010

Bed Slamming

To fuck inconsiderably hard, resulting in torn vaginas, chafed penises, and bloody sheets.

Rob and Tammy kept me up all night bed slamming in the guest room.

by aksival December 2, 2007

Slummom Millionaire

When a woman has no regard for life and is artificially inseminated producing 6 or more babies at once for fame and wealth.

Paulie: Sup fuckstick did you hear about E?

Bobster: No, what up?.

Paul: You won’t believe it. Well…you know she lost her job 6 months ago. She couldn’t find a job and out of desperation, she totally sold out. Three months ago she flew to Mexico, was artificially inseminated and is now pregnant with a dozen little ones. She did it for fame and money and is completely open about it.

Bobster: Snap! She is the last person I thought would fall into that trap. What a Slummom Millionaire. I thought she would take the stripper route if anything.

by jigglemesac March 26, 2009

trunk slammer

Derogatory term for a contractor who has minimal skill, experience and equipment. Trunk slammer implies the contractor works out of their car trunk, with no office or licenses and they will likely be difficult to find if the client is not happy with the work.

My neighbor hired a trunk slammer to build his house deck, and now we are laughing at the unfinished disaster that he spent so much money on.

by two bits July 22, 2009

Slammerhead shark

a person who is artfully skilled in the act of slamming (meaning sex) and can slam in any situation, including but not limited, to in large bodies of water

After that trip to Hawaii I am officially a Slammerhead shark.

by Shanaenae8 July 1, 2009