Skyhook

A woman without any visable means of support; a ho'

Doris was a skyhook, we called her the "easy chair".

by Johnnana July 1, 2011

Skyhook

The act of throwing an object in the air in the style of a basketball layup.

Nothing feels better then to skyhook a shammer in the McDicks parking lot.

by Jack Barrell March 4, 2021

the skyhook

A sex position where Drake hooks you with his horse cock and helicopters you around the room.

my favorite sex position is the skyhook

by Turbo_racist February 26, 2024

Sky hook

Among soldiers in the 1970s, there was no such thing as a sky hook. It was a fictional item used to send rookies on a wild goose chase.

"Private, go over to Charlie Battery and ask them if they can lend yo ua sky hook."

by Tom from the Shore November 19, 2007

sky hook

1) In construction work, it is one of the initiation rites of passage given to all new apprentice workers, and thought to be very funny by senior workers in on the gag.
see also - rock stretcher, 68 volkswagen water pump, double pump conchitchilator with a two stage cadisafossil

The foreman just sent that new guy out to get the sky hooks, he'll be right back.

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005

Skyhooks

A great way to keep the gullible people in playcrafters busy for a while.

"Hey, how can I get to the top to paint? Do I need a ladder?"

"Go get the skyhooks."

What an idiot.

by harrywalnuts69 November 10, 2010

sky hook

A sky hook is a fictional apparatus, the retrieval of which is demanded of newbie grocery store clerks as a kind of lighthearted hazing ritual. Often combined with bucket of steam.

Billy, go grab a sky hook and a bucket of steam and get started on those windows!

by murr2k March 22, 2009