Skunch

Any particularly bloody, nasty wipeout on a skateboard. Also refers to the sound some boarders make when they land on their heads.

Dude, the poor shithead skunched!

by TheFreak March 10, 2003

Skunch

To be punched whilst skyping with someone; specifically to be punched through skype. Skype + punch = skunch.

"We were skyping last night, and he skunched me!"

"Oh my god what a JERK."

by shmabseyboo December 30, 2009

Skunch

When rolling dice, a di lands on it's edge against something so the number rolled is not facing up and therefore cannot be determined

"Man, you just skunched!"

by John Matthews December 24, 2003

Skunch

"Cum" stains or marks left on your sheets after sex.

Eww, change your sheets, they are covered in skunch!!

Eww, your sheets have skunch all over them!!

by Fronttoback November 23, 2017

Skunch

Skater odor.

"Been tripping on a whipple dip all day and I got skunch! Smell it, braghst!"

by parkanskyalex January 22, 2021

Skunch

Noun
A person who uses only the free applications that come stock with their computers.

(Examples: Microsoft Paint, IMovie, Garage band)

He really tries to say he’s a professional but I’ve only ever seen him use garage band? What a skunch mate!

by SnipinSacks July 28, 2022

skunch

A stupid skank cunt bitch.

*add "o" at the end, and it means a stupid skank cunt bitch-ho*

Skunch-
ex#1: The bitch who slept with your man.

ex#2: Paris Hilton.
Enough said.

by And~Proud~Of~It July 23, 2012