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skreded

Adj; To be tired and lazy due to a prolonged exposure to the sun. Can also be used to describe the discomfort of sunburn.
Yo, you want to go to the mall later?
I dont know, I'm pretty skreded from the beach yesterday.
by Dan and Alex April 28, 2006
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skatedot

Skatedot (n.) a small park designed for skating. Often tucked into urban neighborhoods, these generally small lots are designed with rails, stairs, and concrete structures ideal for practicing tricks.
“Kim Baldwin, project manager for Parks, said the public's reaction to a skatedot, a 1,500-square-foot skateboarding area, was overwhelmingly positive at previous meetings.” –West Seattle Herald 8/3/10
by Joshtown October 4, 2010
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Martin Skrtel

Noun.
Martin Skrtel is a Slovakian football player who currently plays for Liverpool Football Club. He's a fucking hard bastard; he lives off a diet of nails, human flesh, barbed wire and steel wool. It is rumoured that Martin once killed a shark 800ft below sea level all because it was "using his water". Martin Skrtel places 7th in the "worlds hardest blokes" list after Chuck Norris, The incredible hulk, Liam Neeson, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce lee and God himself. It is said that the only way of Martin Skrtel getting injured is by self inflicted pain, however Skrtel does not feel pain. Also another rumour stipulates that Martin Skrtel has already booked a place in Heaven, apparently he did so by shouting to god from his cave in the upper Hebrides mountains. There is strong competition as to the best football player in the world between Martin Skrtel and Emile Heskey, however Heskey is widely regarded as the best football player to ever grace the planet.
Clive Tyldesley: "Absolutely nobody can get past Martin Skrtel. He's a fucking brick wall! (I appologise)"
by SammyBlanny January 2, 2012
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Skirted

I really wanted to ask Sony about the money he owes me but when I saw him at the club he skirted me
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sorted

v. From English slang terminology. 1. To be sorted. To be under the influence of ecstacy. Broader uses include being under the influence of other drugs and also being equiped with ecstacy (or other substances) 2. To be organised. To have things in order.
3. syn. for cool or wicked.
1. (in a club)"easy mate, you havin' a good night"
"yeah im fuckin' sorted bruv!!"

2. "I've got to get my taxes sorted by tuesday."

3. "can you hook me up with that program you use for editing songs?"
"yeah, sure"
"sorted!"
by Olly J February 6, 2005
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Sorted Out

Getting your lights smacked out by someone else because you did something wrong.
''Hey, what on earth did you do in the pub last Friday? Bob, you need to get yourself sorted out!''
by 147mphonaA4sheet February 8, 2013
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sorted

She's so sorted.
Now that the paperwork is sorted I can find what I need easily.
He sorted the browser bookmarks into categories.
by Lissky September 4, 2004
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