The party beyond all parties. Probably the most awesome event on the planet. Skrimpfest usually happens somewhere in Southeast Asia.
Jay Z: Yo, Jack! Are you going to Skrimpfest next week?
Jack Johnson: Fuck yeah, dude! I wouldn’t miss it. I’m going to Bali for a few days and then I’ll catch a flight up there.
Jay Z: Tight! See you there, bro!
Jack Johnson: Fuck yeah, dude! I wouldn’t miss it. I’m going to Bali for a few days and then I’ll catch a flight up there.
Jay Z: Tight! See you there, bro!
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by sAlo5 March 23, 2021
Get the skrimpin mug.When you're fucking a chick in the ass (no lubrication; it needs to be raw and skrimpy), and squirt your man-plankton in her poo tunnel. Then, you suck that shit right out and make yourself a goddamn gumbo.
Fun Tips:
1. Use something novel to extract the goo. Crazy straws are neat, but try using a paper towel roll or a bike pump for maximum skrimpage.
2. When Skrimpin', it's important to remember to tenderize the ass whilst getting one's grind on. The end Skrimp texture is important.
3. In the poop shoot, your skrimp juice meets and mingles with her poo. Therefore, make sure she's only been eating pineapple and bologna for the previous month, to ensure maximum freshness.
Fun Tips:
1. Use something novel to extract the goo. Crazy straws are neat, but try using a paper towel roll or a bike pump for maximum skrimpage.
2. When Skrimpin', it's important to remember to tenderize the ass whilst getting one's grind on. The end Skrimp texture is important.
3. In the poop shoot, your skrimp juice meets and mingles with her poo. Therefore, make sure she's only been eating pineapple and bologna for the previous month, to ensure maximum freshness.
"Hey there anonymous casual-acquaintaince, the six of us are gonna go have buttsex and then get something to eat. you in?"
"No thanks... I just been Skrimpin' on bitches."
"No thanks... I just been Skrimpin' on bitches."
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I was about to get some head from a slut, but she laughed at me due to my skrimpdick.
Girl 1: So how was that sushi place last night?
Girl 2: Everything was going fine until we got our food and he starting acting real weird
girl 1: So what happened after dinner?
girl 2: He came back to my place and I couldn't wait to fuck him. Once I took his pants off I realized what was wrong at dinner.
Girl1: What?
Girl 2: He had a skrimpdick and I ordered skrimp. I feel so sorry for him.
Girl 1: So how was that sushi place last night?
Girl 2: Everything was going fine until we got our food and he starting acting real weird
girl 1: So what happened after dinner?
girl 2: He came back to my place and I couldn't wait to fuck him. Once I took his pants off I realized what was wrong at dinner.
Girl1: What?
Girl 2: He had a skrimpdick and I ordered skrimp. I feel so sorry for him.
by bigdogsc February 27, 2011
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A: "You've left some skripmlins in the toilet." B: "That fool is straight skrimplin." C: "We are having boiled chicken skrimplins for dinner." D: "Merry Skrimplins and a happy Skrimplins!"
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