sportlexia

This is when you get your sports mixed up

Tianna and I were throwing the football when I figured out I had sportlexia because I hit the ball like a volleyball instead of throwing it.

by Sportlexia girl July 18, 2018

Skirtle

When your taking a shit and its mixed with hard shit and watery shit. It will squirt out between the hard shit to make a skirtle.

Hey my faggot whore did you just skirtle on the shitter?

by Horse Fucker July 29, 2008

skorpledorped

(Verb)
Skorpledorped - to be violently #&(*$# 7&$## &*)’)$ &*( and subsequently &*(h’&2$(

“I got heccing Skorpledorped”

“They freaking Skorpledorped me”

by Autizy666 January 22, 2019

Skootle

Skootle, a skootle is a person who likes to eat pudding with skittles or other assorted candies in them. Typically a scootle gets some sort of sensation out of this

Eww he is eating pudding with skittles he is a skootle

by reererererererererer August 16, 2019

snortle chortle

The act of snorting cocaine too hard, to the point where you let out a laugh, specifically a chortle.

Jimmy did only did one line and now he's got the snortle chortles.

by snortlechortlegal April 21, 2017

Shortle

A measurement of time equivalent to 13.4567 Seconds

Guy 1: When are you going to be here?
Guy 2: In a Shortle, calm your horses

by Blitzgeek November 27, 2018

skave the skurtles

skave the skittles is sksksksk combined with save the skurtles

"skave the skurtles" - trashy white girl with a metal straw

by elcbhlkgi June 9, 2019