SkEmail

Contraction of Skype and Email. A long monologue sent by means of Skype chat whilst recipient is either away or offline, destined for later viewing.

Tori: "I was surprised to log on and be bombarded by an avalanche of messages"
Pierre: "Yeah sorry for the SkEmail, I guess I was bored.."

by Flower Pot October 19, 2008

Skoal Ring

Skoal is a premium brand of smokeless tobacco (dip) that comes in a can.

Skoal ring is a term used when a can of Skoal or Copenhagen eventually wears a white ring through the pocket of jeans. The ring will often be seen on the rear pocket of a hard workin' man and guys in the country music industry such as Garth Brooks and George Strait.

We rock Skoal rings in our Levi Jeans

by Skoal Dipper September 22, 2012

Shomax

When a guy orgasms while still wearing underwear and pants, almost always at inappropriate times. It is the maximum way to show your happiness.

Mark became very embarrassed when he shomaxed while just making out with Sarah

by pimpmaster6969 January 6, 2011

skodad

A person that exhibits irrational behavior when confronted by persons that question his or her sexuality.

Guy #1: Look at Rodney making fun of Marty's man purse and poking him in his moobs. Guy #2: Omg....Marty is about to start screaming and crying. Wow....what a skodad!

by JoeyBomm March 17, 2020

skommel

a South African's term form masturbation

Bro I skommeled four times last night

by bigbattybumlicker29 August 19, 2021

siomara

A loving person who cares about others. Gets along with people as irrtating as they may be. Is a romantic and loves to use sweet words towards her lover;that person is very lucky as well. She only gives her heart to one man. Truthful with friends and always an optimistic thinker. Outgoing and one of a kind. Lover not fighter but will do whatever it takes to set things right. May be small but has the hugest of hearts. May be the best person to ever get to know. Knows what she wants and does what she can to get it. Mysterious and charming. Can't be fooled. Will always be by your side. Help her find happiness;she will cherish you forever. Gets over guys fast but is a sucker for love. She don't want the best looking guy, she just wants somebody to love her and knows how to treat her right. She is a person that needs to be figured out but be careful you might fall in love doing so.

I fell in love with Siomara

by reader number 1 September 4, 2011

Skoal ring

When a skoal dipper keeps their can/tin in their back pocket it leaves a ring in your jeans after sitting on it for awhile.

"You can tell that guy's a dipper check out the skoal ring."

by Eaglesfan251 October 31, 2008