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Skoma skinker by Excuzes January 6, 2024
skoal ride
skoal ride by Leads! November 30, 2007
Skamaka
Combination of skin and yamika. When a man or, unfortunately, a woman, has a bald spot the same size and orientation as a yamaka.
John: "Izzy, things are a little tight right now. I'm sorry, but we can't replace the yamaka those kids ripped up after they kicked your ass."
Izzy: "I know dad. I wish mom were still alive. If it weren't for the glare from your Skamaka, mom would still be alive. We would still have all of the money from her stripper job."
John:"Fuck you Izzy! You're lucky your only eight years old or I would hold you down and shave a fucking Yamaka on the back of your giant head right now!"
Izzy: "I know dad. I wish mom were still alive. If it weren't for the glare from your Skamaka, mom would still be alive. We would still have all of the money from her stripper job."
John:"Fuck you Izzy! You're lucky your only eight years old or I would hold you down and shave a fucking Yamaka on the back of your giant head right now!"
Skamaka by JJaSShole. June 29, 2019
Skoal Switcharoo
In this sex move you will require a tin of Skoal (any flavor will do). Begin by packing a delightfully fat chew in your bottom lip. Proceed to have sex with your girlfriend, significant other, hooker, etc. Remove your penis for just a moment while you dip-spit on it. Now switch the insertion point from vaginal to oral. This will result in quite a surprise for the receiver.
Skoal Switcharoo by Kevin O'Shea September 27, 2005
Skemantics
1. (skå-man-tíks) n. A combination of the words semantics and schematics. Commonly mispronounced during times of heated arguments over simple topics.
Brad: No Matt, you did not pay rent last month either.
Matt: Brad, I am not going to argue skemantics with you.
Brad: ......
David: ......
Matt: Brad, I am not going to argue skemantics with you.
Brad: ......
David: ......
Skemantics by DY87 September 22, 2010
Skoal Patrol
A group of adults (usually teachers or parents) who keep a lookout for young men (sometimes women) using dip or snuff when they are not supposed to do so.
Guy 1: "Man, I almost got busted by the Skoal Patrol today.."
Guy 2: "Did you have to swallow your dip?"
Guy 1: "Nah, I got lucky"
Guy 2: "Did you have to swallow your dip?"
Guy 1: "Nah, I got lucky"
Skoal Patrol by ShadyRunner February 16, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026