skoma

When you are in a coma and think you are skiing instead.

Man, he is in a skoma coma.

by Katkips June 18, 2021

Skoma skinker

A worthless individual or or group of people that piss you off.

That skoma skinker is so dumb why is he talking to me.

by Excuzes January 6, 2024

skoal ride

Taking a long, aimless drive with no purpose other than chewing Skoal or other smokeless tobacco.

Lee, grab that spitter, its time for a skoal ride.

by Leads! November 30, 2007

Skamaka

Combination of skin and yamika. When a man or, unfortunately, a woman, has a bald spot the same size and orientation as a yamaka.

John: "Izzy, things are a little tight right now. I'm sorry, but we can't replace the yamaka those kids ripped up after they kicked your ass."
Izzy: "I know dad. I wish mom were still alive. If it weren't for the glare from your Skamaka, mom would still be alive. We would still have all of the money from her stripper job."
John:"Fuck you Izzy! You're lucky your only eight years old or I would hold you down and shave a fucking Yamaka on the back of your giant head right now!"

by JJaSShole. June 29, 2019

Skoal Switcharoo

In this sex move you will require a tin of Skoal (any flavor will do). Begin by packing a delightfully fat chew in your bottom lip. Proceed to have sex with your girlfriend, significant other, hooker, etc. Remove your penis for just a moment while you dip-spit on it. Now switch the insertion point from vaginal to oral. This will result in quite a surprise for the receiver.

"I pulled the Skoal Switcharoo on Tonya yesterday so she dumped me. Lets go dip."

by Kevin O'Shea September 27, 2005

Skemantics

1. (skå-m

an-tíks) n. A combination of the words semantics and schematics. Commonly mispronounced during times of heated arguments over simple topics.

Brad: No Matt, you did not pay rent last month either.
Matt: Brad, I am not going to argue skemantics with you.
Brad: ......
David: ......

by DY87 September 22, 2010

Skoal Patrol

A group of adults (usually teachers or parents) who keep a lookout for young men (sometimes women) using dip or snuff when they are not supposed to do so.

Guy 1: "Man, I almost got busted by the Skoal Patrol today.."

Guy 2: "Did you have to swallow your dip?"

Guy 1: "Nah, I got lucky"

by ShadyRunner February 16, 2009