Shitzophrenia 

A shit which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.

My sister did a hard shit, then a sloppy shit....reckon she is suffering from shitzophrenia

Shitzophrenia by Dave Bryan March 25, 2013

shitsophrenic 

An idiot that needs to be by the shitter just in case he needs to shit his brains out.

When one's bowel movements take over regular thinking.

As an undiagnosed shitsophrenic, Jack didn't know shit from shinol.

shitsophrenic by michigan state kitt'n March 3, 2015

Shitzophrenia 

When you have to take such a mean shit it whispers to you subconsciously to take a shit.

Damn bro, that Tacobell has me with a fierce case of shitzophrenia.

Shitzophrenia by jiro_zer0 March 9, 2022

shitzophrenia 

Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?

BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?

BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?

BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.

shitzophrenia by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006

Shitzophrenia 

(Noun) Informal medical name for severe diarrhoea especially the explosive liquid kind that sprays the toilet bowl.

Hey Junaid, I heard you were diagnosed with a case of shitzophrenia.

Shitzophrenia by Juna358 April 4, 2019

Shitzophrenia 

When you randomly shit on someone.

That person uses to much shitzophrenia

Shitzophrenia by Enjeru June 20, 2007

Shitsophrenia

A condition where you poop so much you start hallucinating

Man, last night I crapped so hard I thought I saw my dead cat. Now I’m afraid I have shitsophrenia.

Shitsophrenia by Roachnutt March 25, 2023