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Sitcom

the only shows worth binge-watching. The best one is Modern Family. (Why is everyone so obsessed with Friends! IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD!)
Me: You watched any sitcoms lately?
Him: Yeah! I love Fre...
Me: If you say Friends, I will kill you
Him: I like Modern Family, Modern Family's good
Me: That's better!
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Shitcom

A sitcom which is shit and may appear funny but is not, often followed by entire generations, i.e. "2 & 1/2 Men" or "How I met your mother" etc...
Man, that's such a shitcom...
by Blowjobmaster August 13, 2010
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Disney Channel Sitcom

My baby just made his first Disney Channel Sitcom in the toilet!
by W.C. the Producer July 23, 2014
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SITCOMs

(Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.) What yuppies
turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home
with the kids.
Buffy decided that when her and john had there 1.2 children she could finally quite her job and become a sitcom.
by Buzz M. May 13, 2005
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shitcoms

It's like a sitcom, but it's a comedy about shit. Sitcoms are comedies about classical situations, loved by people around the world. Shitcoms are meaningless and reak with mendacity.
Dude 1: I hate shitcoms.
Dude 2: You mean like cavemen, carpoolers, and alf?
Dude 1: Yea, they were flops.
Dude 2: The best sitcoms were Friends and How I Met Your Mother. Why can't the networks make more sitcoms like Friends?
Dude 1: TV networks are total bitchass.
Dude 2: Perhaps, they are stoned.
by Sitcom May 29, 2009
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Sitcom Relationship

A hearsay relationship that is either too comical or too unrealistic to be true and comes off as pretentious and make-belief

Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions
"Dude my gf, actually wore a maid outfit and cat ears and watched anime with me"

"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"
by KyZhar July 25, 2022
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sitcom

Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
Since Fred decided to start up his basket-weaving dotcom business, his family has SITCOM, and he still dresses like a yuppy.
by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
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