from the Latin maximus skankimus. a characteristic of a skank ass nasty ho who be all up shakin her shit trynna catch a boo.
by Mrs. Bubak January 7, 2005
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"Did you hear that Maisy cheated on her husband after the Christian Fellowship meeting last week?"
"That can't be possible. She is always saying people who go outside of marriage are condemned to life in hell."
"It is true. But ever since she got the implants, she has been a skanktimonious bitch."
"That can't be possible. She is always saying people who go outside of marriage are condemned to life in hell."
"It is true. But ever since she got the implants, she has been a skanktimonious bitch."
by Gwen Harleth January 23, 2011
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1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.
2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
Halloween Skankitis:
COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009
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David: What the hell are those?
Michelle: These are my new skanties. Got 'em at Victoria's of Hollywood. Do you like them? They're crotchless AND rear-less!
David: What color are they? That color's not found in nature, is it?
Michelle: It's a mixture of fuchsia, pink and orange. The sequins around the openings are blue, with mink fur accents. Motley Crue is in town, and fuchsia is Tommy Lee's favorite color. Do you think he'll like them? I doubt if I'll be wearing them long enough for him to notice, but it's the thought that counts, ya know?
David: You're so skanky, but I have to admit that I do love the skanties!
Michelle: These are my new skanties. Got 'em at Victoria's of Hollywood. Do you like them? They're crotchless AND rear-less!
David: What color are they? That color's not found in nature, is it?
Michelle: It's a mixture of fuchsia, pink and orange. The sequins around the openings are blue, with mink fur accents. Motley Crue is in town, and fuchsia is Tommy Lee's favorite color. Do you think he'll like them? I doubt if I'll be wearing them long enough for him to notice, but it's the thought that counts, ya know?
David: You're so skanky, but I have to admit that I do love the skanties!
by Greyborzoi May 20, 2010
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Normal person: "Shut up, skankbitch"
Normal person: "Shut up, skankbitch"
by genuine.unprepared March 17, 2007
Get the skankbitch mug.One who is not just a skank, or a slut but a combination of the two, usually a female who enjoys her promiscuity and 'assets' and uses them to her advantage.
"You know the girl with the huge knockers?" "Ergh, she's such a skankity slut-slut".
"Hey everybody, it's skankity slut-slut!"
"My name's Mai Valentine."
"That's what I said, skankity slut-slut." -Tea, Mai. Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series
"Hey everybody, it's skankity slut-slut!"
"My name's Mai Valentine."
"That's what I said, skankity slut-slut." -Tea, Mai. Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series
by Unsinkable K. September 29, 2007
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