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Spank Bank 

Images, clips, people, memories, ect..stored in your brain that you pull up into your minds eye when you masturbate..
I have Captain Jack Sparrow and King Leonidas in my Spank Bank.
Spank Bank by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016

Facebook Spank Bank 

A collection of pictures, speficially Facebook pictures stored for the sole purpose of masturbation
"Mark's Facebook Spank Bank collection has gotten so large he had to get an external hard drive."

Stank Bank 

the place in your brain where you remember some of the best shits you've ever taken and recall them fondly. similar to the Spank Bank, but hopefully there's no crossover between these two in your brain.
"Brian?"

"Yes?"

"Ever taken an amazing poop that just was magical?"

"Let me dig into the Stank Bank - ahh yes, April 3rd of 1983, I dropped anchor for 30 straight minutes while I read The World According to Garp, and it was lovely."

"This is really inappropriate discussion for church, guys."
Stank Bank by Peven glugh April 30, 2021

emotional spank bank

A collection of feelings you keep in memory for when throwing a pity-party for yourself
I just watched the movie to make deposits into my emotional spank bank account
emotional spank bank by Miyhgt November 17, 2018

shank bank 

An ongoing mental list of people who you wish to kill at a later point in time.
"Welcome to my shank bank bitch, I hope bleeding out is on your list of short term goals."
shank bank by R2Dtard November 12, 2014

spank bank directory 

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.
Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.