snaining

That horrible combination of rain that is not quite snow...but soon will be.
Basically, it's airborne precipitation that fluctuates mid-drop, and can't seem to make up its mind whether it's rain...or snow...
(This word was created by Stephanie Tyler, of Eaton Township, Ohio.)

"Be careful driving tonight, dear--it's snaining!"

by Diana Tyler February 28, 2005

staining the deck

the act of taking a shit on the pussy

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck

by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010

sraining

The proper terminology for a snowy, rainy mix.

It's sraining outside!
Don't you mean sleeting?

No... it's sraining. Snowing and raining. Duh!

by dabug0620 January 10, 2011

gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen

The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad

by Brown fish April 19, 2017

Skining

The sport of the 1% involving hot chocolate, snow bunnies, and nice sweaters. Often shunned by the shallow minds of those that refer to themselves as the 99%.

Not everybody makes lots of cash at a big firm and therefore gets to enjoy one percent activities such as skining.

by Aronauer January 2, 2012

Tea Bag Staining

Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.

Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!

by Concho June 29, 2012

Staining Wood

Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"

"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"

by Megatron81 July 6, 2014