My wife or my sister

The new "that's what she said". When some derragatory remark is said, another person remarks "my wife or my sister?". Another person is to respond "what's the difference?"

"Let's go to that all-you-can-eat-buffet!"
"My wife or my sister?"
"What's the difference?"

My wife or my sister by sexxxxxxxxxx December 19, 2008

Sisterwife 

In a polyamourous relationship where at least two women are involved each woman is a sisterwife to the other. Sisterwives may or may not have a sexual relationship with each other.

Linda is Amy and john's sisterwife.

Sisterwife by maplefrost June 30, 2010

Sisterwife 

The spouse of a native from the state of Kentucky.

My sisterwife & I have been together for a really long time; I met her when my mother gave birth to her.

Sisterwife by Manta Raye December 30, 2007

sisterwife 

Close female friend (or Dave) who believes that she holds a position of importance in the life of the Queen, even though she really just sleeps on various surfaces in Party Central. A sisterwife doesn't pay rent, but is domiciled in the home of the Queen Sisterwife and has no problem leaving mass amounts of garbage and refuse for the Queen to clean up. Sisterwives often take pleasure in naked spooning with the Queen Sisterwife and her random conquests, and also have no shame in belittling young Sicilian bedfellows. Whilst a sisterwife has no respect for the Queen's minions, she will often find solace in handholding with the aforementioned young men who find themselves in the lair of the Queen.

Louis, you are taking a nap and I've called you 50 times, with no response. A sisterwife would never do that. Stop having sex with tranny prostitutes.

sisterwife by Pepperoni Pizza March 9, 2008

Sisterwife 

A term used to describe a woman you're attracted to as "wife material" typically as a way to express wanting to be her brother, and not necessarily requiring her to be your biological sister (hopefully not ever).

I wish Ashley Graves from The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley was my sisterwife

Sisterwife by TheElevenFirst January 20, 2024

Sisterwives 

When two or more females have a bond that is unbreakable. If one of those females are married, that female will share her husband with her sister wife… the husband is required to cook and drive her places.

Mike made his sisterwives French onion soup when sister wife Jill was visiting

Sisterwives by Ashole91 July 17, 2022