scissors up

Giving the peace sign.

Carlos: "Two pumps and a deuce, homey."

Enos: "Scissors up, bro."

by El-Dogg May 10, 2010

head scissors

A wrestling hold in which the woman clasps her opponent's head between her legs, face-to-bottom and squeezes their head to punish their opponent or force a submission.

She punished her opponent with a powerful head scissors

by Adam11 September 4, 2006

eat pizza with scissors

To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.

It takes a real bad ass to eat pizza with scissors, a bad ass like Cobra!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 28, 2009

paper rock scissors

When someone above the age of thirty refers to the game of rock paper scissors.

You kids play paper rock scissors to see who gets to eat tonight.

by Luridforest June 16, 2017

velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.

holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!

by that guy you dont really know April 19, 2010

poop scissors

Much like but not to be confused with a form of spacedocking. when two homosexual men lay in a position similar to women having scissor sex and attempt to release feces,(turdildo) and direct it into the others anus.

Hey Eric!, last weekend when we did that poop scissors we made a huge mess in my truck..

by deevon the dude January 14, 2011

Grandma's Scissors

When two geriatric lesbians scissor with each other to a climactic release. Generally requires lubricant due to Desert Twat conditions.

Carla enjoyed working at the local assisted living facility until she walked in on a hot and heavy session of Grandma's Scissors down the east wing. The sound, smell and the sight of their slapping wrinkled skin was just too much.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015