Simpopotamus

- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab

God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.

Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.

by TheClownCornbread October 22, 2020

siphoe

A girl that takes a shot of liq and uses the excuse of being "drunk" to be a hoe

Guy1: u think corn will suck me up?
Guy2: ya bring liq bro she's a siphoe

by giraffe hales March 29, 2017

Siploh

Short in penis, long of himself. An ironic and savage diss used to describe high earning, arrogant stockbrokers and traders who think they are cool and clever because they describe everything in terms of trading positions i.e. long and short. These douchebags are oblivious to the fact that everyone hates them, including colleagues who are forced to pander to them only because they make a lot of money for the company.

Generic Wanker Banker: 'Hey baby, I'm massively long your fine ass.'

Betty: 'Doris I think that guy is trying to chat you up.'

Doris: Yeh I'm choosing to ignore him, he's gross and siploh asf.

by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021

sippin tea in yo hood

The act of selling drugs in someone else's area of work

Yo ass a pussy bitch ive been sippin tea in yo hood

by fastesthorse12 January 23, 2017

sippi

A loud, beautiful, crazy, hyperactive person with a smile that will make your day. She is always there to make you laugh when you need it. She will also stand her ground in any situation and will punch you in the throat if necessary.

"Hey Sippi! Come tell me a joke."

by MarilynnMansonn May 19, 2016

dick-sappointment

the feeling a girl feels when a man brags about being well endowed, building up anticipation for the female, and later she gets him in bed, only to find out he is very small, and unable to satisfy her

( dick + disappointed )

Tj laid me down last night, my after all that bragging needless to say I was very dick-sappointed

black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment

by diddy kong September 28, 2009

Sipple

Jamaican slang term meaning: slippery; slimy

It sipple out deh!
War inna babylon, tribal war inna Babylon
Let me tell, it sipple out deh

by gamer4life75 February 23, 2009