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Simpcel

dominic is being a simpcel in the den.
by intheden September 12, 2018
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Simperior

Simpler than EVERYTHING, the opposite of Superior
"Dude, those instructions are pretty simple, one would almost say.... Simperior!"
by Bargon March 2, 2010
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Simpering simpleton

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl
Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!
by CharlESee June 28, 2022
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Simpcel

A : Bro do you remember that incel who used to slutshame women, he now has a girlfriend who sells nudes online. What a simp.
B : I know right, that's what we call a simpcel.
by Othmannnnnnne June 27, 2020
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simpcel

A simpcel is an offshoot of the incel but projects his own desire for attention from women by attacking men he jealously believes are vying for or already getting the attention he wants.

Like incels, the simpcel uses the term simp unironically to accuse men of doing, saying and/or paying a woman whatever she wants in exchange for some form of attention though typically they attack any men they perceive as less misogynistic than them.

The simpcel tends to overuse the word simp and may or might not be fully indoctrinated into the inceldom.
"I'm done harassing her now. All I ever wanted is that she reads my tweets." - a simpcell
by DVS_Sicarius July 28, 2020
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Simperial army

The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.
The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help
by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020
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Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.
Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020
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