Simen

A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.

Average length of penis: 35cm.
If there only were on religion in the world, it would be called Simen, and the bible, Kamasutra.

Simen love sex and usually get what he wants. Watch out.

Barack Obama is president, Simen is God.

by jgsldrhgsildruhdgkl May 6, 2013

simeran singh

Simeran Singh has a very tiny penis and is known for going gym just to walk around and view everyone doing deadlifting while he is sitting back and making sure his bold spot isnt going any bigger

wow man simeran singh is a fucking faggot

by Simerans Dirty Moot February 21, 2018

smex

A combination of the words smut and sex. While sex can refer only to the mechanics of the act, the addition of smut into the equation (meaning to make obscene or pornographic) gives it a more vulgar connotation than just sex by itself.
This also applies to smexy. To be sexy is to arouse interest (even unintentionally), but to be smexy is to arouse sexual interest in a pointedly lewd manner.

I found a fic featuring my two favorite characters engaging in hot smex.
The images conjured in my mind by the story were so smexy I got a nosebleed.

by douma September 24, 2005

shmexii

Shmexii is simply another word for sexy except shmexii is way more BAD-ASS than saying sexy.

"OMG! Bob the dinosaur is so forking Shmexii, aye?"
"Oh, yeah totally"

by ImOnABoatYARR March 27, 2010

Sinexting

When you text parts or all of the lyrics to a song your listening to or you just know of.

Jamie- AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU~
Gannett- what are you doing Jamie

Jamie- I'm sinexting

by Just_a_person March 13, 2015

simeona

Most gorgeous person in the world her only weakness is her love for Troy which is everlasting

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Andres Siexas

An old pedophile who tries to hang out with teenagers and talks shit to try and fit in with the crowd.

A loser with a big ass forehead.

A type of midget.

I'm going to be an andres siexas today and try to have sex with younger girls.

Damn! He has a big ass forehead! He must be an andres siexas.

by enjoying life.xo December 27, 2013