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simcognition

A form of knowledge occurring independently of temporal position; a simultemporal incident of cognition, on par with recognition and precognition. It is an experience reported by many people as feeling instantaneous.
She knew him the instant she saw him. The flash of connection was identical to the sensation of encountering someone she had known for years, complete in its essence, lacking only detail. It was not without substance or meaning, carrying its own truth. She came to think of it as simcognition, knowledge upon first sight.
by Monkey's Dad April 11, 2021
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Simcel

A simcel is a combination of the word simp and incel, the simcel possesses both the ability for and innate sense of misogyny, while simultaneously simping after women.
Shae: Terence is kinda a simcel though.
Tom: Yes! Especially for Zoe.
by BinaryBae March 23, 2020
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simhoe

A girl who is thicc but slutty , easy to undress , loses her virginity young and wonders why she gets into drama, nobody has a dirtier mind than her, will never stop flirting , all the guys say smash and so does she
“Hey did you see Simhoe last night? She was banging up connor’s bed!”
Get yourself ome of those hoes”
“Repspect women but dont respect simhoe because hoes go differently
by Jddhdjdbsj November 19, 2017
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Gary Simcox

A really rich 16 y/o guy who works as a programmer and owns every Apple product ever made.
Guess what? Gary Simcox just bought another iPhone!
by thecaucasity January 9, 2019
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simcore

usually found lurking around internet cafes this creature is what we in NZ call a 'wannabe progamer'.. generally chubby in stature this beast spends countless hours playing a stupid computer game thinking one day he will make a living out of it, also tend to sacrifice anything to win the abovementioned game which includes fucking over everyone of his so-called friends
by HeatoN March 18, 2003
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simcore

omg.. you are such a simcore !
by Potti March 18, 2003
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Simcerity

subverted alternative management speak for the act of making someone think you care. Faked sincerity.
when my boss said he was sorry to see me go, he was showing simcerity...
by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010
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