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The Silmarillion

First published in 1977 after being constructed from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son Christopher, The Silmarillion contains much of the history of Middle-Earth before the events of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that Fingon was Gil-Galad's father.

Excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; Ainulindalë, Valaquenta, Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth, and Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.

Warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.
While reading The Silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.
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nadya suleman

a single, unemployed mother who lives in a 3 bedroom house with her parents.
she currently has 14 kids all under the age of 7. 8 of them are octuplets and she can not afford them because she was more concerned about being a woman with octuplets and getting the fame, than with being physically capable of supporting them
Wow look at Nadya Suleman taking all of our tax dollars to pay for her 14 kids!
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Suleman

Suleman means peace, which is very accurate because people blessed with this name tend to be very peaceful, loving, and friendly.
Boy i wish i had a friend named Suleman!!!!
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suleman

the name of a very attractive cool guy who is very funny. One day he and his current girlfriend Destiny or dbeezy will own a palace and be royalty. also means man of peace.
suleman will be rich one day.
aint your boyfriend name suleman.
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salema

A nice and independent person. She's very confident and beautiful but unique in her own way. She has a good side and a naughty side but never does things without thinking through it first.
She is such a salema
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Selema

A very uncommon name, letters away from the names “Selena” and “Selma”. However if you do meet a girl (maybe boy) names Selema they will be very artistic and creative, as well as brutally honest and hardworking. But be wary, they never forget, and will hold grudges for a long time.
Hey, you know that girl Selema?
Yeah! She doesn’t take nobody’s shit!
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Nadya Suleman

Also known as Octo-mom, Octomom, and Octo mom, Nadya Suleman gave birth to 8 kids due to getting in-vitro fertilization of 6 embryos; two of which broke into two embryos each; a total of 8 embryos; despite already having 6 children. That makes her having a total of 14 children. Due to the unusual amount, "Octomom" has been subject to much unneeded (though perhaps not unwanted) attention such as: Vivid Entertainment's proposal for a porn movie starring Suleman (declined); Gloria Allred's public criticisms of Suleman on Dr. Phil; a Reality TV show in the UK; and a child labor lawsuit to ensure that the octuplets are being fairly compensated.

Suleman had a relationship with a man who will remain surnameless, but his first name is Marcos. They seperated in 2000 because they were unable to conceive kids.
Nadya Suleman is, in the harshest of my opinions, a total IDIOT.
by Epith June 16, 2009
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