SideArmsing

The act of masturbating until climax and then allowing the fluid to dry on its own because tissues get stuck on your penis.

Person 1: When you ejaculate, do you wipe it off?
Person 2: Of course dude.
Person 1: Have you ever tried SideArmsing?

by ShadowBeatzOff May 19, 2014

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023

shove it sideways

A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.

Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"

by wavyg July 17, 2014

sideways sloppy joe

Noun. 1.vagina.

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

by stephen ramey May 15, 2004

Stay off the Sidewalks

A phrase meaning take care and stay outta trouble. Also dont be out there actin like a hoe. Or if your beefin with somebody and your looking for a fight.

Alright Im outta here man ill holler at you later!
Ok bro stay off the sidewalks!

Damn I got crabs again!
You shoulda stayed off the sidewalks man!

Hey Jimbo slept with your mom dude!
Yeah well I reckon he better stay off the sidewalks then!

by BeLegitStoopid November 23, 2010

sidearms4reason

Sidearms4reason is a popular gaming YouTuber who has gained much success from being a part of The Crew. He is thought to be 5 years old and an idiot. However, he is a cutie.

Kyrsp33dy: Have you seen Sidearms4reason today?
Jahova: No I haven't seen that 5-year-old corn-loving, fag today.
Kyrsp33dy: Chill Hova

by MrsBeatz July 8, 2014

Sideways Sloppy-Joe

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.

With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.

by Shane December 9, 2004