sidehacking

A stealth form of male masturbation performed while wearing pants, typically in a semi-public setting such as a movie theater or while driving. In order to sidehack a man must first position his penis along his inner thigh. He will them stimulate the penis by rubbing or stroking his inside thigh through his pants.

You see that hot chick at the bar last night?

Yeah, I was sidehacking it the whole way home.

by sidehacker October 2, 2006

Sidetalkin'

See sidetalking

Dang, Cletus was sure sidetalkin' with that there SpongeBob.

by The Sound Guy November 3, 2003

sidetalking

it's what you do with a Nokia N-Gage. you talk in it's side!

thank god i got the sidetalking feature on my n-gage. otherwise the screen would keep getting nasty from my face grease.

by bessie31 May 16, 2011