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Vulcan sideburns

A person who is unable to grow facial hair in the form of sideburns, so opts instead to grow the hair over their ears slightly longer than the rest of their hair.
Guy A: What's up with that Emo kid's hair
Guy B: He can't help it. It's Vulcan sideburns, man
by Phunkie Junkie December 17, 2008
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sideburns

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.
Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
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Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
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sidebulge

A dudes junk bulging through his pants with the viewer witnessing said protrusion from the side. The cousin of the sideboob.
"Look at that guy over there checking out photos of Kate Upton on his phone, he's got a major sidebulge going on."
by Hairless Wookie January 12, 2014
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sidebust

Pertaining to graffiti, when a toy hits a wall that has already been burned by an established writer, to make it look like they know each other, in an attempt to gain some credibility
If you sidebust, you just might get your ass beat.
by Take1 December 14, 2008
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Gamer's sideburn

A drastic dent in the hair surrounding the ears due to a long period spent with headsets on.
Person A: Man.. sorry I'm late, I track of time..
Person B: Playing WOW? I see your Gamer's Sideburn.
by Matrixcow March 24, 2010
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sidebuster

somebody who always tries to include themself in a conversation.
that fool joe is a sidebuster.
by fotweny November 9, 2004
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