Shurp

When someone burps and shits his/herself at the same time

Person 1: *burps aggressively*
Person 2: Woah dude nice one!
Person 2: *moans* oooh dude. I think I just shurped myself!

Shurp by Saltydurt September 23, 2021

Shurp

Gansta phrase. If someone on the block saying the phrase "shurp", you better get out of there. That is the signal for a gang dance off.

West Side Story Script: "Shurp" "Oh shit we dancin'"

Shurp by DabsCrabs January 25, 2022

Shurp

When going through the slush. Used to describe the lowest point of the winter when no one has any motivation left inside of them. Or when walking through slush.

I had to shurp through the snow today

Shurp by Shurper22 November 23, 2023

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Purp Scurp 

In the youtube video called "smoking" by the comedian kyle mooney, he references a drug such as purp scurp in such a way that makes fun of all the drugs, especially weed, that people do.

"Derd, take out some purp scurp so we can get super sconed"

Dude, are you high?

"ya derd, its perp scurp. Want sum?"

Purp Scurp by djlostboy September 28, 2012

Alabama Sharpie

NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.

Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.

As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.

As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.

Alabama Sharpie by Duneedon September 4, 2019

SHARP Chicken 

Like Gay Chicken, but at the work place. Two co-workers/buddies try to psych each other out by massaging, groping, dirty talking and the like while at work. The two try to push the envelope and whoever stops first is the loser. Often leads to sexual harassment (SHARP) complaints from other staff that they are making them uncomfortable, or hours of fun and laughter (depending on how cool your staff is).

Lenny: Alright Steve, at Monday morning's staff meeting you're going down.
Steve: Bullcrap. I haven't lost a game of SHARP Chicken yet

SHARP Chicken by Lorethe2nd January 30, 2016