Shtoke

Similar to smoking, but a cooler version. Goldmembers enjoy participating in this activity. As do Chiefly Scotts. Often considered a delicacy if done while consuming letoose.

Shmoke and a pancake, or shtoke and a pancake?, says the cook.

by Dr. Motherfucking Greenthumb May 1, 2011

Stomedy

A black African American (maybe) that is so savage, he drills himself in the head. This teletubbie lookin ass is more brain dead than Hitler, and he's been dead for years. Plus this fuckin retard is a drinking game. Every time he says "Ok?" to see if his little amount of subscribers are caught up with what he's saying, take a shot of bleach (or Vodka, whichever is closer).

C1: Dude! I think I want to kill myself after watching that Stomedy video.
C2: Do it!

by LuekemianRhapsody June 16, 2016

Shomel

i really strong muscular and handsome man

dylan:g god i am SO SHOMELLLLLL
friend1: aww you so sexy and shomel hun

dylan:oh i know now FEEEEEEEED oh dont suck to hard

by lil shumshum March 20, 2021

Stome

Stome is short for stomach, it describes someone fat/obese.

Yo, she's kind of hot.

Gross, she's got stome.

by Rhett Riley May 6, 2009

Stomedy

The god of youtube.

He is amazing because he does things that will eventually kill him and do us all a favor.

Guy: Can’t wait till Stomedy does another video of him frinking bleach and drilling his head!
Me: i know right! Those were always my favorites!

by Teamykids January 2, 2019

Shomelette

A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!

"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"

"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."

by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009

shotmergency

1. an extreme state of emergency in which there are shots that must be consumed instantaneously (consequences vary)

2. any time there are shots poured and waiting on a bar

bro 1: "Wake up, bro, we have a shotmergency."
bro 2: "Bro, it's 5:00 am."
bro 1: "SHOTMERGENCY!"
*Both take shots of plastic bottle vodka.*

by Brotocol May 26, 2011