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Rip Van Shtinkel

A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
by connorsji December 23, 2009
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stinkers bridge

the bit between the ass and the genitalia, medically known as the perineum.
That whore stroked my Stinkers bridge while she rode my cock last night.
by SarahJane March 3, 2004
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dink shrinker

A pair of pajamas so unattractive (for example: baggy flannel pajamas) that they make the male penis shrivel back inside, preventing an erection from occurring.
Yo girl, I was just ready to get my freak on until you changed into those ugly ass dink shrinkers.
by BigAsh&LJ November 8, 2013
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stinkertinker

Trashy unkempt weak woman who likes getting beat up by her boyfriend/husband and loves getting fisted.
"Rita got beat up by her boyfriend, and she still loves him? Man, what a stinkertinker!"
by Rosa O June 11, 2006
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stinker cat

Most handsomest feline in the world. Very regal and demanding. Expects and deserves to be treated like a King. If there is a dime size hole in his food bowl, you must shake it until the hole dissapears. If his water has floaties in it, you must change his water. You own nothing and he owns everything. He shares his bed and sofa with you, you just pay for it all.
He is so spoiled, he must be a stinker cat.
by Catwoman74 December 20, 2016
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Boner shrinker

When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:
FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"

POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"
by ChiGal November 2, 2008
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Springfield Stinker

The act of cupping one's mouth around a partner's asshole, letting the partner fart, and then making out with said partner.
I made the mistake of giving my girlfriend a Springfield Stinker after she ate dinner at Taco Bell.
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