(Adjective):
Used to describe a person who enjoys tripping on 'shrooms. Usually accompanied by stories of "how far gone" they were during a recent trip. Also usually has mushroom paraphernilia, like blacklight-sensitive posters of 'shrooms, in their home. Normally can't sit still for long and laughs too much at something that might not even be funny.
(Noteworthy point: A "shroomer" is not a person with a 'mushroom-looking haircut'. Only a fuckhead or somebody from Michigan would come up with that.)
Used to describe a person who enjoys tripping on 'shrooms. Usually accompanied by stories of "how far gone" they were during a recent trip. Also usually has mushroom paraphernilia, like blacklight-sensitive posters of 'shrooms, in their home. Normally can't sit still for long and laughs too much at something that might not even be funny.
(Noteworthy point: A "shroomer" is not a person with a 'mushroom-looking haircut'. Only a fuckhead or somebody from Michigan would come up with that.)
Jack: "What the hell is Tim doing on top of the house?"
Chris: "It's ok, he's a shroomer. He's probably just getting away from the jackals on the ground or some snakes were chasing him, or maybe it just feels really nice up there, who knows."
Jack: "Fuckin' shroomers, always going apeshit. I wonder if he has any more left!? I wanna trip out too now, damn!"
Chris: "It's ok, he's a shroomer. He's probably just getting away from the jackals on the ground or some snakes were chasing him, or maybe it just feels really nice up there, who knows."
Jack: "Fuckin' shroomers, always going apeshit. I wonder if he has any more left!? I wanna trip out too now, damn!"
by KevinH112 August 18, 2009
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The nickname for mushroom shaped dick. In other words, the head is too big, and the shaft is too small making it look like a "shroom."
by shroomshroomshroom August 3, 2009
Get the shroomy B mug.The act of carry another person on your shoulders. The person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier's chest. The carrier can then grip their shins for balance. Most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.
Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.
Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.
Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.
Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.
Big Tess was so drunk the other night, I had to give her a Shoodery home. I only wish I'd known she was going commando, I had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.
by Rydo December 28, 2010
Get the Shoodery mug.a person whos religious knowledge and experience comes from the psychedelic use of mushrooms. A shroomerian is a self proclaimed religion coming from the word shroom which is the psychedelic mushroom. These are people who would rather not follow society but do "their own thing" which involves religious excursions in the mountains or practically any good place to achieve knowledge and attain more spirituality in life rather than go to church and pray for something that you are not sure that is there. Faith is just a word society needs to say to get that feeling of courage in them so they can move on with life.
Hey man what religion are you?
Shroomerian how about you?
Hey man i understand the secret of life!
Good, welcome to the other side.
Shroomerian too? got enough for two?
Yeah man, here! see you on the other side!
Shroomerian how about you?
Hey man i understand the secret of life!
Good, welcome to the other side.
Shroomerian too? got enough for two?
Yeah man, here! see you on the other side!
by RGAMushroom January 17, 2011
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They originate from G+, and aren't as special anymore.
They originate from G+, and aren't as special anymore.
Jesse: Aren't you glad that James of the shroomboy's got suspended? If only it was permanent..
Hannah: Yeah, he's pretty gay, dude. He doesn't deserve the respect he gets.
Hannah: Yeah, he's pretty gay, dude. He doesn't deserve the respect he gets.
by KONC January 7, 2018
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by Jack--the dude April 20, 2006
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