Schroeder

When a girl and her guy are making out, she pushes him down to eat her out. Then he wants his turn, but instead of going down on him she starts to use her hands. She indian burns his dick until he starts to ejaculate blood. Then she uses the bloody semen as lubrication on a dildo and fucks him up the ass.

Oh hey, my boyfriend and I did the new cool thing, schroeder, last night, and it was awesome.

by Someone3221 December 29, 2007

schroedering

schroedering is the act of lurking, or creeping. Usually refers to people creeping others out or eavesdropping on other people's conversations.

"Hey Jim, are you going to that party tonight?"
"Hold on Steve, Chace over there is schroedering us."

by dj schrotz October 21, 2011

shroder

another word for a "tool", "douche" or "nerd". can be shortened to "shroad" at times.

"you look like such a shroder..."

"look at this fuckin shroad."

by bobby stas August 18, 2009

Schroeder classic

The Schroeder classic is when you get dog shit as a topping for ice cream

Guy 1.) Dude I just ordered the Schroeder classic!
Guy 2.) What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Fleff April 24, 2021

Hunter Schroeder

A man with a such a chiseled physique, he can score any girls he wants. Most likely the best soccer player you have ever met, and has the best hair of all the males on the planet. Despite having a weak shoe game, he drives a hot red Audi, giving him the power to slay any pussy of his choosing.

Drew: Hey I think I’m going to flirt with that girl.

Ben: No dude, only Hunter Schroeder could score her

by Flying Snake77 October 12, 2019

Chloe Schroeder

Chloe Schroeder is the most amazing person that you will ever meet. If she tells you her secrets you know that you are something special. She is the sweetest and nicest girl that guy could ever imagine. On the days that you are down she is the one person that will make you feel better. If you are lonely you can think of her and suddenly you are not as lonely. She is the best girlfriend a man could ever wish for, sweet, caring, and always knows exactly what u want. If a man had a girlfriend like Chloe Schroeder they would be the luckiest person in the world. She is always willing to do anything. She is a risk taker, and a caretaker. She uses her mind in the best way possible. She is a very brilliant women with many talents. She is very athletic and caring. She creates a love that can only be expressed by feelings, it is so strong it is hard to put into words. She is the reason why some people can sleep peacefully at night and get up in the morning. She has a great personality and the most beautiful smile that you have ever seen. Her face is irresistible and hard not to look at. Chloe Schroeder is the type of person that will comfort you when you are going through a hard situation. She is always by your side, extremely forgiving and will never hold a grudge. She can keep a secret, you could trust your life on her and never have a worry that she will tell anyone. Overall Chloe Schroeder is the brightest best and most beautiful person that I have ever see.

Guy 1: Chloe Schroeder is so hot
Nick Nelson: she is so nice, cute, kind, loving, and beautiful

by NickNelly28 May 3, 2021

CHLOE SCHROEDER

Chloe is a naturally really funny girl but adding her last name schroeder makes it even better she most likely is gorgeous. She is usually on of the bros also has a lot of guys in her dms but she already found the love of her life and will keep him forever.

Chloe Schroeder is fucking hilarious and her boyfriend is pretty cute too

by thatblahbitch May 18, 2020